Lover Boy

John Lennon (b: 1940, d: 1980), more commonly referred to (in "CHIEFY! The Movie", at least) as Lover Boy, was part of the British rock group "The Beatles" in the '60s. However (according to Lover Boy), he was NOT killed by Mark David Chapman. He WAS shot by him, but he made a remarkable (and, aparrently, quite unknown) recovery. The wound still exists, but as the Beatles once sang, "it's getting better all the time". He also reports that the "ashes" that are kept by Yoko Ono, his wife (NOT widow), are just "sand and dust".

Lover Boy is to the Beatles like Riff is to the Jets from "West Side Story". He's the leader of the group. He comes up with all of the plans and ideas, from songwriting to plotting (against Chiefy, that is). Chiefy calls him "Lover Boy", because he usually sings most of the love songs (he's also done a lot of "avant-garde" things with his wife, Yoko, in support of peace). He's the one that usually "dedicates" the Beatles' performance of "He's So Heavy" to " the Blue Meanie", thereby making the song (a parody of their song "I Want You/She's So Heavy") a direct insult to Chiefy (which usually drives him into singing "The Chiefy Blues", the only song Chiefy sings that isn't based off of an existing tune, which starts out like:

"They're all wrong!

I'm NOT fat!

I'm super-skinny, and that's that!").

Lover Boy has a sarcastic (almost nasal) Liverpudlian accent, and his catch phrase is:

"We'd like to sing a song for you."