Ladylocks

George Harrison (b: 1943, d: 2001), more commonly known (in "CHIEFY! The Movie", at least) as "Ladylocks", was part of the British rock group "The Beatles" in the '60s. However (according to Ladylocks), he did NOT die of lung cancer. He DID have lung cancer, but he made a remarkable (and, apparently, quite unknown) recovery. He also says that the "ashes" spread across the River Thames by Olivia Harrison, his wife, (NOT widow) were just "sand and dust". He claims that he got the idea from John, or "Lover Boy", when he was ALMOST fatally shot in 1980.

Ladylocks is to the Beatles just like Baby John (not to be confused with John, or "Lover Boy", of the Beatles) is to the Jets in "West Side Story". He's the "hippie" of the group (well, technically, all of the Beatles were hippies). He's always cool and collected, and he's always the one who has to bring Lover Boy to his senses whenever he comes up with an outlandish idea. He's also become a best friend of Ringo, or "Big Nose". Chiefy calls him "Ladylocks", because his hair is the longest of the Beatles, although it's not that long if you compare it to other people's hair. However, because the rest of the Beatles have short, "mop-top" hair, his hair sometimes makes him look like a girl.

Ladylocks has a laid-back (almost lilting) Liverpudlian accent, and his catch phrase (usually when talking with Lover Boy) is:

"Really? THAT'S what you came up with?"